Urban Boy Scout Jimmy

My lighter fell out of my pocket the other night. Mom asked why I had one. "Becuase drunk people can't light their own cigarettes" I answered. I got to thinking, and I tend to carry a lot of unusual things in my pockets. A lighter (I don't smoke), a straight razor, a pencil sharpener, and I always have at least one pencil, one eraser, and one double-tipped marker of some variety (Sharpie or Prismacolor) in ther, too. I'm like an urban boy sout, always prepared. But not for the wilderness, oh no. For the rigors of college living. LoL.