Anatomy of a Lawsuit

Underworld is released.

Underworld creators: Yay! Money!

White Wolf Publishers: Hey....wait a second...that movie plays out just like our game...

UC: So?

WWP: We're fucking sueing you! We need the scratch, homies, prepare to have your shit sued off!

Ann Rice: (taps WWP on the shoulder) Excuse me, remember me, boys?

WWP: Oh shit, Ann Rice...

AR: That's right, bitches! You're not going to sue these people, or else I'm going to sue the fuck outsa you and take all the profits I gain and make an Underworld 2!

WWP: Damn...

UC and AR: Suck it, bitches!


And that's how St. Patty's Day was started.


Not really, but in a nutshell that's how the Underworld/White Wolf lawsuit played out.