Wednesday, February 15, 2006

We page party guy, he pages us back with the number where he's at. We let the phone ring 'till party guy picks it up and says, "Behind Burger King." "Should we go on a run, the fake says we're 21. Do you think they have enough, should we go buy more stuff?" "Forget about the stuff they've got more than enough, they've thought of everything."

He says,

"They've got more beer than we've ever seen, and they've got girls on trampolines. They've tapped kegs since 9:15, and they've got girls on trampolines."

Quoth the party guy, he doesn't ever lie. It sounds like our scene, but we don't have a ride. So we call ride by who comes by in a fly; we climb into his ride.

And drunk guy tells ride guy to "Shut up and just drive!" when he asks him about the stuff and about the thing, but nice guy kicks drunk guy and tells ride guy that part guy said "Party time behind Burger King.

He said,

They've got more beer than he's ever seen, and they've got girls on trampolines. They've tapped kegs since 9:15, and they've got girls on trampolines!"


But nice guy's talk of trampolines makes drunk guy turn green, and he pukes on Jon Fees and ride guy's ride hits a tree, which causes weed guy to drop his seeds at the feet of officer 1, officer 2, and officer3.

And officer 1 says,

"Lookee here, son, I hate speeding MIPs who have seeds and hit trees." 1 and 2 wanna beat 'em, and kill 'em, and eat 'em, but defer to officer 3.

Who says,

"I hear there's a shindig behind Burger King, and I hear there's girls on trampolines. The tree looks fine and the driver's clean, so give them girls on trampolines."

God Bless the wisdom of Officer 3, just give them girls on trampolines!

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